Pimpest of the Little Kids

I am helping my mother move. One of my tasks is to go through all the banker boxes of files, secret papers, and classified reports. I have to repack everything into new banker boxes and seal them.

I have come across a group of papers, stories, and art work that I made when I was between 3-7. All I have to say is that I am the pimpest.

My treasure includes the realization that I invented Harry Potter after I came across a story I wrote where Harry battled the big one eyed monster and killed it. I also came across my first encounters with the typewriter. I found 30-some sheets of paper that I had written one or two lines. The best one:

I am a thege it is encredabol.

There is also "I see my trkees"

That is just awesome. I invented Harry Potter (just like uggs and miniskirts in Boston), and I was a thug and had tricks. Proof of how hardcore I was a little. I'll cut a bitch.